Wednesday, December 14, 2005

about madness

I look around and i see eccentrics everywhere. crawling out of the woodwork, popping up like jack in the box's , running around scuffling, shuffling , working feverishly, blowing smoke question marks.. and genrally tripping.

I guess we are all crazy. yeah i know. im stating the obvious. actually i make a living from that so im excused. But really normal is abnormal. or maybe its utopian. these days variants, deviants, para sub and ab normal are all the rage. check any disco after 11 pm. everyone wants to 'stand out'. it makes an interesting sight for the spectator.. watching the flunkies, junkies and kinky ski monkeys letting it all hang out. reminds me of the song californication.

my own madness is apparent when i get dream like flashes of though. getting flashes of jumping off a cliff these days. its a very nice image. i can almost feel the breeze at the back of my neck. think its perhaps a long time dream of bungee jumping. although id like to jump off into another universe. every time i get stressed, boing! im on a beach ..boing! now im surfing in australia..boing! now im shopping on london street..like a crazy ball im being transported by the 'trampoline of my imagination' haw haw

but god, i like the matrix, its fun here.

sequel to matrix 3: Matrix 4: the big sellout.

Neo meets trinity's ghost who has been transported into the matrix but lives like ..well a ghost. She looks like a goddess and tells him while looking deeply into his deep blue eyes that a deep realisation came to her... chicken and chanel can hardly be replaced with black leather & metal bugs. After all even a really long rave party must end. as opposed to botox which makes sure your youth never does. Neo begins to wonder.. is the peace really as much fun as Fox news during war time?... hmmm

next installment. coming soon. watch this space

Thursday, December 01, 2005

thanks for all the fish

Thanks for listening all you guys.

Today there is dull yellow light on my desk , annoying clients in the conference room, leftovers of stress headache, paul oakenfold screaming ready steady go in my ears and the hope of an early evening out of office..

good stuff this oakenfold, shall download some more.

I ws surfing blog-hopping the other day and reached ateyas blog.. was reading her post about the teststerone spilling out from LOTR all over the train.. the words flowed and flowed.. i think along with the testosterone, little black letters also came spilling out from LOTR into her fingers, only difference is that they werent as boring as testosterone and they had their own quality..

i think here shoudl be a blog database... like a large database with millionsof categories.. and everyones blog featured on it.. yknow telephone directory types.. great reading material and absolutely the best place for media guys to find good writing talent i think.

Maybe it should be marketed as a job site of sorts... thats how the website would make money also. Pay a small premium to showcase your blog
(much much more flexible than the traditional resume format) to ad guys, publishers etc. take money from prospective employers to place ads.. the whole thing..

now who would give me money to develop and market this?


WANTED
'Ambassador of Kwan'
- Must have moolah enough to buy a small country
- Must completely believe that I could be the founder member of Ideas Alchemist Inc.
(tagline: ideas that turn green to gold - of course ill only market to America!. thats where the money is people!! not to mention millions of extremely stupid consumers)
- Must believe in me so much that he signs a
no-hard-feelings-if-idea-flops-badly contract with me

please contact me at ideasalchemist@gmail.com


Thats all folks!

'flow'

i cant rap, i cant rhyme.. all i can do is bide my time.. im hoping to get there, find my kwan.. so i write for a dime , from morning to next dawn...


hee hee.