once upon a diddly doo Little lotta met Pokemon 
and together they were happy & free 
 
but little lotta carried her weight wherever she went
at first it was kind of cute & Pokee felt the belly was 
like a really fat flute 
 
but then too much became three much 
& one fine day she went boom 
blew up to the size of two balloons
 
then lotta began to feel an itch 
inside her heart and it made her soul twitch 
 
She couldnt quite figure out what it was
and lots of soul searching left her with naught 
She found herself stuck in limboland
wishing alice would take her to wonderland 
 
Pokee couldnt quite figure out what it was
he talked and yelled and worried a lot 
but Lotta was stubborn as an ox
her mind wouldnt give no matter what 
 
then one day, poke told lots.. 
"you better get happy or im gonna get lost!"
lotta felt a shiver of fear
creeping down her back like an electric razor 
 
So she tried and tried.. 
distractions and addictions
super glue and quick stick
but her broken part would just not mend , dammit!! 
 
So what next she wonders
maybe its time to deflate the balloon 
if i get thin again, will it be ok then?
Maybe hidden inside the layers of fat 
is the monster thats making her sad 
 
So thums down to colas
& no more crisps or fun golas
just pass by the chocoalte candy 
and give a miss to the beef burgundy 
 
wake up at 5 and walk instead of drive
run on the sands of time 
and hope everything will be allright
 
