once upon a diddly doo Little lotta met Pokemon
and together they were happy & free
but little lotta carried her weight wherever she went
at first it was kind of cute & Pokee felt the belly was
like a really fat flute
but then too much became three much
& one fine day she went boom
blew up to the size of two balloons
then lotta began to feel an itch
inside her heart and it made her soul twitch
She couldnt quite figure out what it was
and lots of soul searching left her with naught
She found herself stuck in limboland
wishing alice would take her to wonderland
Pokee couldnt quite figure out what it was
he talked and yelled and worried a lot
but Lotta was stubborn as an ox
her mind wouldnt give no matter what
then one day, poke told lots..
"you better get happy or im gonna get lost!"
lotta felt a shiver of fear
creeping down her back like an electric razor
So she tried and tried..
distractions and addictions
super glue and quick stick
but her broken part would just not mend , dammit!!
So what next she wonders
maybe its time to deflate the balloon
if i get thin again, will it be ok then?
Maybe hidden inside the layers of fat
is the monster thats making her sad
So thums down to colas
& no more crisps or fun golas
just pass by the chocoalte candy
and give a miss to the beef burgundy
wake up at 5 and walk instead of drive
run on the sands of time
and hope everything will be allright
3 comments:
I could'nt help myself:
Just a continuation:
With Vitamin water and fat free milk
"poke" even drew her food pyramids
Oh what a boring marketing gimmick
while she dreamt of sucking on butter fried squids
the Whole grains and legumes and the fish and the nuts
the egg whites and thelettuce just lead to a hunger bust
the seeds and the nuts along with the soy and dairy
if this goes on for long she will soon go crazy
Give her them bacon, the cheese and the sweetest yogurt
give her the fresh stuff, the canned stuff, its still the same burp
Give her them pasta, the lasagna and the "Ravi -o - lait"
Give her the tobasco and the steak sauce to blow her away
It doesnt matter if its boiled or fried
or if its spoiled or already tried
if it gets cold, she will reheat
Anything to get that under her teeth
Now she is feeling much better
cause she learnt that its best to excersize
And the food is so much tastier
With "poke" cuddling by her side
Give her them bacon, the cheese and the sweetest yogurt
give her the fresh stuff, the canned stuff, its still the same burp
Give her them pasta, the lasagne and the "Ravi -o - lait"
Give her the tobasco and the steak sauce to blow her away
"Ravi-o-lait" is my newly invented pasta flavored coffee.
Since they are coming out with ridiculous flavors, i decided to
give it a shot as well.
You write very well.
thank you elia .. you do too .. all that insurance marketing on yoru blog is really edge of the seat gripping stuff!
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